Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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