well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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