i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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