their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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