Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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