sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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