I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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