Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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