You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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