is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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