now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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