I love black thongs
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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