Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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