drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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