I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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