I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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