OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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