apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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