fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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