thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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