the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
