i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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