butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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