I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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