this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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