remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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