1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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