Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Non-Jews are for practice
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
please don't ironically join a cult
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