Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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