real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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