Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
