Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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