Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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