It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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