Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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