I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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