So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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