That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
