google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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