I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
