There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
