I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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