i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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