Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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