4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
