Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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