he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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