I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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