I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Randomize
