no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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