Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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