I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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