I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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