His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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