absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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