What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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