she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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