You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
do herpes really smell.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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