she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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