Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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